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“I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue all over it. And my father had to be this ex-football star. He didn't know what to tell his friends, so he told them all I had Polio. On Father's Day, I used to limp for him.”

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Born on April 25, 1977, Matthew West is an American musician known for his career in country music. Renowned for his heartfelt singing and poignant lyrics, West has gained recognition in the country music scene. His music has been nominated for multiple Grammy Awards, solidifying his status as an important figure in country music. more

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