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“Him: “Have you ever been married before?” Me: “No.” Him: “Why?” Me: “I guess I’ve focused more on my work.” Him: “What do you do?” Me: (bracing myself) “I’m a psychologist.” Him: “Are you analyzing me now?” Me: (Yep, he went there. How cliché.) “Are you paying me now?” — Jennifer Lane
Him: “Have you ever been married before?”
Me: “No.”
Him: “Why?”
Me: “I guess I’ve focused more on my work.”
Him: “What do you do?”
Me: (bracing myself) “I’m a psychologist.”
Him: “Are you analyzing me now?”
Me: (Yep, he went there. How cliché.) “Are you paying me now?