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“I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything”

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Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler, born on February 25, 1975, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and television host. Known for her unique sense of humor and candid remarks, she has hosted several popular television shows and achieved significant success in the comedy industry. more

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