“I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno.” Quote by Sloane Crosley
“I have nothing against Canada. I think that Canadians might know the secret to all existence, but to us it just comes off as timid and kind and too nice, and it strikes us as lacking edge. Unless you are hijacking someone and going on a reality show with your eight kids and wearing a velour pink pantsuit, then you have no edge to us.” ThinkingKnowsKindShowsRealityMightKidsSecretExistenceNiceEdgesEightStrikesCanadaLackingReality ShowsToo NiceHijacking Author:Sloane Crosley
“I very strongly disagreed with President Clinton on the deregulation of Wall Street. I opposed that strenuously.” PresidentStreetsWallClintonVery StrongPresident ClintonDeregulation Author:Bernie Sanders
“Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think.” ThinkingHard Author:Tom Lehrer
“I think we need to take on the greed of the billionaire class, a disastrous campaign finance system.” ThinkingNeedsClassGreedCampaignsFinanceBillionaireCampaign Finance Author:Bernie Sanders
“I think the Supreme Court has, as an equal branch of government, the ability to overrule Congress and the president. But I also feel it's the role of the Congress and the president to push back. I mean I think it's important that they are understood as equal branches of government.” ThinkingFeelsMeanImportantGovernmentPresidentAbilityRolesEqualUnderstoodCourtCongressSupremeBranchesSupreme CourtBranches Of GovernmentCongress And The President Author:Rick Santorum
“I've heard it quoted that I was dead. You can't believe anything you read. That was just an off-hand remark somebody picked up, and now it's been quoted and quoted, and therefore misquoted.” BelieveHandsHeardRemarks Author:Tom Lehrer
“Comedy is very important, yes. For one thing, it keeps you sane. But it's not really a conversion. I mean, it's marginally a conversion, because if people tune in or go to a nightclub or even watch television, and hear that a lot of other people are laughing at something you thought was not funny, at least it'll force you to reconsider.” PeopleIfsMeanImportantForceWatchesLaughingComedyOne ThingTelevisionConversionTunesSaneNightclubs Author:Tom Lehrer
“Comedy is harder than drama, because with comedy you're expecting a result..you make them laugh. [If] they ain't laughing then you're screwed.” IfsResultsLaughingComedyDramaHarderExpecting Author:Billy Bob Thornton
“I figure I wrote 37 songs in 20 years, and that's not exactly a full-time job. It wasn't that I was writing and writing and writing and quit.” WritingYearsJobsSongFiguresQuittingFull Time Jobs Author:Tom Lehrer
“You know, if I were an - if I were a Taliban, I'd say, 'What did al-Qaida ever do for me except get me kicked out of Afghanistan?'” IfsKnowsAlsAfghanistanTaliban Author:Robert M. Gates