“That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.” MadeLastsWinningSeriousBasketballGardenMiracleBonesChickensNbaSecondsChoke Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm going, then it won't be a vacation.'” IfsImpossibleBasketballMissionsImmortalNbaVacationTomsCruiseMission ImpossibleGoing On Vacation Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism.” SaidBasketballAgentsNbaSacramentoFree Agents Book:Shaq Talks Back Source: Shaq Talks Back
“He could be dominant - if he played in the WNBA.” IfsBasketballNbaDominantWnba Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Against Bradley, every time I'm trying to dunk, dunk, dunk.” TryingBasketballNba Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“How did Mike Bibby get on the team? Any Cub Scout with Boy Scouts can do Boy Scoutish things. When Bibby was in the Cub Scouts, he was a Cub Scout. When he was with Vancouver, nobody heard about him. Now that he's with Sacramento... he's on the team. I ain't going.” Can DoBoysHeardTeamBasketballNbaMikeVancouverCubsBoy ScoutSacramentoCub Scout Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was like, 'This is my wife. She wants to take a picture.' I'm like, 'Nice to meet you.' I smile into the camera, take the picture, and then feel guilty about dunking on him so many times.” WantFeelsGamesNiceWifeBasketballCamerasMy WifeGuiltyNbaOne TimeI SmileDunkingNice To Meet You Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“We have strict orders: If we talk about it we get fined $50,000.” IfsOrderBasketballNbaStrict Author:Shaquille O'Neal