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“PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.”

Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Book:The Devil's Dictionary: Easyread Large Bold Edition

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The Devil's Dictionary: Easyread Large Bold Edition

The Devil's Dictionary is a satirical work by Ambrose Bierce, originally published in 1906. This edition includes revised and expanded entries, and is formatted with large, bold print for improved readability. The book is known for its wit and sharp criticism of the English language and society. more

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Ambrose Bierce was an American journalist, satirist, and editor, renowned for his sharp wit and dark humor. He is best known for his satirical novel 'The Devil's Dictionary' and his short stories. Bierce was born on June 24, 1842, and his exact date of death remains unknown, as he disappeared during the American Civil War. more

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