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Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and self-deprecating wit. Born on March 30, 1979, he began performing in comedy clubs in the early 2000s. Holmes gained fame for his role in 'The Pete Holmes Show' on Comedy Central and his collaboration with Joel McHale on 'Better Things'. more

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