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“We won’t be able to sleep without the sound of her self-loathing orgasms crying out into the night." —Bats 2015”

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“I was afraid that your buns were blown all the way to the Bardot Museum in Paris, where they put them on display, and then….” Mina said, “Were they displayed like this?" —Bats 2015”

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“I get glimmers of the bad nineteenth-century teaching which has made Mother remove God from the realm of mystery and beauty and glory, but why do people half my age think that they don't have faith unless their faith is small and comprehensible and like a good old plastic Jesus?”

Book:The Summer of the Great-Grandmother

Source: The Summer of the Great-Grandmother

“Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." — Bats 2015”

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“Purrrrrrrr” Elizabeth kneaded Vlad's pecs. “I hear a Kitty!” Vlad’s eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. “You’re teasing me!" — Bats”

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“Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead." — Bats 2015”

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“The majority of us scarcely see more distinctly the faultiness of our own conduct than the faultiness of our own judgement”

Argument Judgement Fault Conduct

Author:George Eliot

“While you realise that and even support, respect and love, the awkward ones, as the human too. Such conduct endorses your act, and character, as the best one. Whereas, it also shows the honour of human rights than the personal feeling of displeasure.”

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