“I sit in the car, staring up at the big corporate beast of a hotel where everyone from prime ministers, presidents, pop stars and the red carpet parade had fucked, pissed, slept and golfed away our taxes and respect. I would need to strap on a pair before I enter.”
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“The ego will give you a kiss... then pickpocket your wallet.”
“It is impossible for a thief to steal from an empty house.”
“It is unfair to close your doors at a thief. He doesn't knock at your door, he knocks at your back”
“The more possessions you have, the more attention and thieves you will attract towards you.”
“Don't expect anybody to look after your money unless they're looking after your money.”