“Next thing you know, Tyler will be pulling all the free sample condoms and lube. What am I going to do? Colossal is the only size that fits." "They're only called 'colossal' to pander to the male ego." Mia gave him a withering look. "They're actually tiny size." "Well, no wonder he's cutting staff," Josh retorted. "The marketing department can't tell the difference between six inches and ten.”
Book:The Dating Plan