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“I tried eHarmony, because I liked the white hair and glasses of that guy on the commercials, and his manner was gentle, but eHarmony told me that the system and it's twenty nine levels of compatibility couldn't find anyone for me. That hurt my feelings.”

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Book:600 Hours of Edward
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600 Hours of Edward

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Craig Lancaster
Craig Lancaster

Craig Lancaster is an American writer born on February 9, 1970. His works are characterized by their vivid portrayal of life in the American Midwest, which have won him a wide readership. more

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