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“[Uh-oh, it's bath time for Calvin.] MOM, who sits in the living room, has turned toward the door. Very likely she is screaming the following words at the top of her lungs: CALVIN! Quiet down and quit that splashing! I don't want to have to clean the whole bathroom! CALVIN: Ha! I pulled the plug! Down the drain with you! DIE, FIEND! DIE, DIE!! MOM [By now she's sitting in a normal position on her armchair, trying to read a book, when she has apparently just heard an unexpected noise]: Don't tell me he's letting the water out already. CALVIN, now standing right in back of his mother. He's naked, scowling full force, and dripping: Believe it, lady.” — Bill Watterson
[Uh-oh, it's bath time for Calvin.]
MOM, who sits in the living room, has turned toward the door. Very likely she is screaming the following words at the top of her lungs:
CALVIN! Quiet down
and quit that splashing!
I don't want to have to
clean the whole bathroom!
CALVIN:
Ha! I pulled the plug!
Down the drain with you!
DIE, FIEND!
DIE, DIE!!
MOM [By now she's sitting in a normal position on her armchair, trying to read a book, when she has apparently just heard an unexpected noise]:
Don't tell me he's letting
the water out already.
CALVIN, now standing right in back of his mother. He's naked, scowling full force, and dripping:
Believe it, lady.