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“His marriage is on the skids. He told me so." I laugh minus even a hint of humor. "Oh, ho, ho. Of course he's going to tell you that. What do you think he'd tell you- that he loves his wife and that things are just hunky dory between them? That's not how these things work, in case you were too busy with your heavy petting to notice." "Heavy petting?" "Yeah. Heavy petting. I should've directed the two of you over to the Tisch Zoo where petting is encouraged.” — Jenny Gardiner

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His marriage is on the skids. He told me so." I laugh minus even a hint of humor. "Oh, ho, ho. Of course he's going to tell you that. What do you think he'd tell you- that he loves his wife and that things are just hunky dory between them? That's not how these things work, in case you were too busy with your heavy petting to notice." "Heavy petting?" "Yeah. Heavy petting. I should've directed the two of you over to the Tisch Zoo where petting is encouraged.
— Jenny Gardiner