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“Every single employee at WWE—from the stagehands to the lawyer who presented my contract—was ripped. There was a wrestler back in the day named I.R.S., and I’m now convinced he was just their actual accountant.”

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Book:A Very Punchable Face
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A Very Punchable Face

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Colin Jost
Colin Jost

Colin Jost, born on June 29, 1982, is an American actor. He gained widespread popularity for his outstanding performances on the comedy show 'Saturday Night Live', where he serves as a writer and regular cast member. Jost is known for his humor and sharp insights into current events. more

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