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“The Almighty Jar by Stewart Stafford Protestors in the street chanted: "Crackpot!" Mocking supreme leader The Almighty Jar, Rattling it into swift and oleaginous action, It flipped its lid and sought vengeance. The jar ordered its troops to open fire, On the defiant yet unarmed crowd, But the army flatly refused to obey, Until the jar started oozing sneakily. Too late came a decree that military personnel, Smear Deindividuation serum on themselves, Freedom fighters stormed the jar's shelf palace, Smashing it and replacing it with an urn. © 2021, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.” — Stewart Stafford
The Almighty Jar by Stewart Stafford
Protestors in the street chanted: "Crackpot!"
Mocking supreme leader The Almighty Jar,
Rattling it into swift and oleaginous action,
It flipped its lid and sought vengeance.
The jar ordered its troops to open fire,
On the defiant yet unarmed crowd,
But the army flatly refused to obey,
Until the jar started oozing sneakily.
Too late came a decree that military personnel,
Smear Deindividuation serum on themselves,
Freedom fighters stormed the jar's shelf palace,
Smashing it and replacing it with an urn.
© 2021, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.