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“I always had a sense of humour — a killer sense of humour, but Man killed it. Speaking of killers, do you know how many times serial killers pray to me after and before they end someone’s life? As if, by praying to me, that makes everything okay…share the burden, if you will. Apologies, but I don’t need that kind of burden.”

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Finding Jesus

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“Once again, Jesus turns to the crowds. ‘Oh, by the way, souls don’t exist, despite the rumours. I was merely being poetic. The fact remains that you are mainly water — 60-70% I believe — blood, guts, bones, and some of you have brains. Your soul was invented by those living loved ones to help justify the dead’s ethereal journey to the afterlife. There is no journey. Life itself is a dead-end. And, by association, the afterlife doesn’t exist. Sorry to be a bit of a party-pooper. Mother insisted that I put you all in the picture. Moral of the story? Enjoy life while you can, and never take an extra minute for granted, because Mother can grin and bare her razor teeth whenever and whenever she likes.”