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“Are you planning to take any more measurements? Usually when a woman spends that much time staring at my ass, I buy her a few drinks and invite her to my hotel room to get naked." Mortified, I stood and entered his measurements into the online form. "It would take more than a few drinks to get me naked in your hotel room." His smile broadened. Seriously, nothing seemed to faze this guy. He could take whatever I threw at him and gave it right back. "How many?" "You wouldn't be able to keep up." I'd been blessed with a fast metabolism and a high alcohol tolerance. Not one of my brothers could outlast me when it came to drinking games. "You complicate my life when you say things like that," he said. "I'd appreciate it if you could be less interesting.” — Sara Desai

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Are you planning to take any more measurements? Usually when a woman spends that much time staring at my ass, I buy her a few drinks and invite her to my hotel room to get naked." Mortified, I stood and entered his measurements into the online form. "It would take more than a few drinks to get me naked in your hotel room." His smile broadened. Seriously, nothing seemed to faze this guy. He could take whatever I threw at him and gave it right back. "How many?" "You wouldn't be able to keep up." I'd been blessed with a fast metabolism and a high alcohol tolerance. Not one of my brothers could outlast me when it came to drinking games. "You complicate my life when you say things like that," he said. "I'd appreciate it if you could be less interesting.
— Sara Desai