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“A. What are you mooning about? B. I am in love. A. With whom? B. A virgin. A. Is she good looking? B. Perfectly exquisite. A. Where did you meet her? B. At a dinner party. I found her lying on the same couch with me. A. You think you'll get in? B. Yes, yes, my friend, but I don't wish to broadcast it. Actually I want it to be nice and discrete. A. You mean you want to avoid marriage. B. My friend, I found out she isn't worth a dime. A. You know this already. You are not in love, dear friend. You are lying. How can your heart be madly in love when it calculates so well?” — Agathias Scholastikos
A. What are you mooning about?
B. I am in love.
A. With whom?
B. A virgin.
A. Is she good looking?
B. Perfectly exquisite.
A. Where did you meet her?
B. At a dinner party. I found her lying on the same couch with me.
A. You think you'll get in?
B. Yes, yes, my friend, but I don't wish to broadcast it. Actually I want it to be nice and discrete.
A. You mean you want to avoid marriage.
B. My friend, I found out she isn't worth a dime.
A. You know this already. You are not in love, dear friend. You are lying. How can your heart be madly in love when it calculates so well?