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“Torture Cuisine by Stewart Stafford Kitchen death growls, Whipping that cream, Beating those eggs, Burning all the toast. Knifing diced cheese, Drawn, quartered ham, Straining tomato sauce, Crushed-down walnuts. Peeling potatoes naked, Then smashing them up, You say purée, I say mash, Turkey and chicken skewers. © Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.” — Stewart Stafford
Torture Cuisine by Stewart Stafford
Kitchen death growls,
Whipping that cream,
Beating those eggs,
Burning all the toast.
Knifing diced cheese,
Drawn, quartered ham,
Straining tomato sauce,
Crushed-down walnuts.
Peeling potatoes naked,
Then smashing them up,
You say purée, I say mash,
Turkey and chicken skewers.
© Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.