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“Mrs. Potter faltered. "Where exactly did you spend the night, James?" "Mum, that's one of those things you'll be happier not knowing. Just take comfort in the fact that I was surrounded by friends, and no one ended up dead or pregnant. All in all, not a bad record for the night...” — Jewels5

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Mrs. Potter faltered. "Where exactly did you spend the night, James?" "Mum, that's one of those things you'll be happier not knowing. Just take comfort in the fact that I was surrounded by friends, and no one ended up dead or pregnant. All in all, not a bad record for the night...
— Jewels5