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“The Vikings thought they were big shots because they had boats. You know how obnoxious people get when they own a boat. They always want to go on the boat. "We're taking the boat out this weekend. It's supposed to be beautiful. Why don't you come? You never come. You're always working. You know how many people wish they would get invited to come on the boat? And you turn it down.”

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Book:The Coloring Book: A Comedian Solves Race Relations in America
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The Coloring Book: A Comedian Solves Race Relations in America

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Colin Quinn
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Colin Quinn, born on June 6, 1959, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his humorous style and insightful commentary on social phenomena and everyday life, Quinn has won the hearts of audiences worldwide. more

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