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“Okay, I'll stop, but if anything happens, just ask yourself, WELSD?" "Mom-" "No, I mean it. anytime you get into a hairy situation, ask yourself: What would Lisbeth Salander do?" She gave her daughter a minute, then prompted her. "Well?" "After a heavy sigh, Auri replied. "She'd stab a bitch." "Exactly. And if that doesn't work?" Another sigh. "She'd set a bitch on fire." Precisely. And if that doesn't work?" "Mom," Auri whined, shifting in her seat. "If that doesn't work?" "Fine. She'd eviscerate a bitch's online presence and get him or her sent to prison for kiddie porn.” — Darynda Jones
Okay, I'll stop, but if anything happens, just ask yourself, WELSD?"
"Mom-"
"No, I mean it. anytime you get into a hairy situation, ask yourself: What would Lisbeth Salander do?" She gave her daughter a minute, then prompted her. "Well?"
"After a heavy sigh, Auri replied. "She'd stab a bitch."
"Exactly. And if that doesn't work?"
Another sigh. "She'd set a bitch on fire."
Precisely. And if that doesn't work?"
"Mom," Auri whined, shifting in her seat.
"If that doesn't work?"
"Fine. She'd eviscerate a bitch's online presence and get him or her sent to prison for kiddie porn.