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“He knew he’d have to shield his privates when newspaper headed his way because whoever set the delivery magic for his street had told the papers to aim for the crotch instead of the porch. He also knew nobody was doing anything to fix it because they thought it was hilarious. On the days he managed to protect his jewels, he thought it was hilarious too.” — A.M. Rose
He knew he’d have to shield his privates when newspaper headed his way because whoever set the delivery magic for his street had told the papers to aim for the crotch instead of the porch. He also knew nobody was doing anything to fix it because they thought it was hilarious. On the days he managed to protect his jewels, he thought it was hilarious too.