“I would, if I could, always feed to music. The singularly graceless action of thus filling one's body with roots and dead animals and powdered grain is given some significance then. One can perform as a ritual what one is shamed to do as a utilitarian action.” IfsBodyActionGivenAnimalEatingRootsIf I CouldSignificanceRitualGrainFillingUtilitarian Book:Letters to a Friend Source: Letters to a Friend
“If I could do anything about the way people behave towards each other, I would, but since I can't, I'll stick to animals.” PeopleIfsWayI CanAnimalSticksBehaveIf I Could Author:Brigitte Bardot
“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.” IfsWould BeSexAnimalIf I CouldPonies Author:Thom Yorke