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“When I first came in, I partied and had a good time. I used to spend $500,000 on chains that don't make no sense. Then I started having babies. I don't do the bull**** no more.”

Firsts Used Baby Basketball Chains Good Times Bulls Having A Baby Had A Good Time

Author:Shaquille O'Neal

“I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.”

Want Wife Baby Basketball My Wife Nba Want Me Berries

Author:Shaquille O'Neal

“I'm one year older, one year sexier - one more, baby. For me, it's all about the bigger picture. We want to win the whole thing. We've got to beat whoever is in our way.”

Way Want Years Whole Winning Baby Basketball Beats Bigger Bigger Picture

Author:Shaquille O'Neal

“I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.”

Thinking Baby Basketball Hey

Author:Shaquille O'Neal

“I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It's better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.”

Want Comedy Materials Baby Basketball News Boring Champion Bees Spelling Horrific

Author:Tina Fey

“As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.”

Feels Trying Past Existence Baby Basketball Recalls Palms Attempting

Book:Less Than One: Selected Essays

Source: Less Than One: Selected Essays