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“I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top.”

Ifs Baby Bottom Checks Worthless Wrecks

Author:Cole Porter

“A healthy newborn has been delivered in a more or less satisfying fashion. The baby is feeding well, has short nails and a clean bottom, and has not drowned. What now?”

Wells Has Beens Fashion Baby Healthy Clean Bottom Satisfying Nails Feeding Newborn

Author:Sandra Scarr

“Leveling off at 42,000 feet, I had thirty percent of my fuel, so I turned on rocket chamber three and immediately reached .96 Mach. I noticed that the faster I got, the smoother the ride. Suddenly the Mach needle began to fluctuate. It went up to .965 Mach - then tipped right off the scale ... We were flying supersonic. And it was a smooth as a baby's bottom; Grandma could be sitting up there sipping lemonade.”

Three Feet Baby Percent Sitting Bottom Flying Scales Flight Faster Thirty Fuel Aviation Smooth Chamber Rockets Needles Grandma Lemonade Sipping Sitting Up

Book:Yeager: An Autobiography

Source: Yeager: An Autobiography

“She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.”

Might Baby Weapons Males Bottom Grades Blanket Sophie Beta

Book:A Dirty Job: A Novel

Source: A Dirty Job: A Novel