“I tried one [lavash], just because, I was like, "I should know what it is," once I got the part. And it's all right. It's like if a matzo and a flour tortilla had sex and had a baby. It's a dry flour tortilla.” IfsKnowsShouldSexBabyDryFlourTortillas Author:David Krumholtz
“The software program for motherhood is impossible to fully download into the male brain. You give them two tasks and they're like, 'I have to change the baby and get the dry cleaning?'” GivingTwoBrainImpossibleBabyProgramTasksMalesMotherhoodDrySoftwareCleaningDownloadsDry Cleaning Author:Allison Pearson
“But what I really want is to just swim around in a warm baby pool of these friends, jump in their dry leaf pile-to rub them all over myself, without words and clothes.” WantBabyClothesWarmDrySwimPoolLeafsDry Leaves Book:A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius: Picador Classic Source: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius: Picador Classic