“Given that you're meeting a sloth, that feeling is generally joy, excitement, warmth, and love. What do those feelings smell like, you ask? Like laundry, watermelon rind, the top of a baby's head, boiling water, and fresh cut grass all mixed together.” FeelingsTogetherJoyAsksGivenWaterCuttingLike YouBabyAnd LoveMeetingsSmellGrassExcitementWarmthSlothLaundryBoilingBoiling WaterWarmth And Love Author:Ann Burton
“Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.” NeedsGrowsBabyHealthyLipsGrassOver YouCracksVigorousSidewalkHaving A Baby Author:Carol Burnett
“I think the producers or whoever's doing the show are tripping so hard. They must be on acid. They live in this, like, weird grass mound and there's this 'sun' in the sky with this little baby's face that's just, like, bleaaargh-aarghagh. It's just so totally insane. It's such an acid thing, man. For kids!” ThinkingMenLittlesHardShowsKidsFacesSunSkyBabyInsaneProducersGrassAcidTripping Author:Dave Grohl
“Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right person for that.” PersonsSometimesGrowsWifeBabyGrassFarmsDaydreamingRight Person Author:Conor Oberst