“It's great if a pilot starts off great and if it doesn't start off so great it's not that big a deal: everybody's baby is born ugly. But you want to know, if given the opportunity: Where are we going? What's the story we're trying to tell?” IfsKnowsWantTryingStoriesBigsOpportunityGivenBornDealsBabyUglyPilots Author:Timothy Olyphant
“This is an old family secret, and I just found this out recently, and it almost broke my heart. My mother said to me, 'I had never told you this, but God, you were an ugly baby'.” HeartSaidMotherFoundSecretBabyMy HeartUglyBrokeBroke My Heart Author:John Stamos
“If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?” PeopleIfsWorldHellBabyUglyCuteUgly People Author:Charles Barkley
“I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.” CausesBabyBirthUglyCertificatesBirth CertificateProbable Cause Author:Ronnie Shakes
“It's like these songs are your babies and you don't want anybody to think your babies are ugly! You never really know until you throw it out there if it's gonna take.” IfsThinkingKnowsWantSongBabyUgly Author:Hillary Scott
“Comfort is everything. You start doing something and you want it to be perfect right away, but most babies are born ugly and then they shake it out and you get beautiful toddlers.” WantBeautifulBornPerfectBabyComfortUglyShakesToddler Author:John Mulaney
“An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.” ObjectsBabyUglyNastyUglinessBaby GirlPrettiestBaby BoyMy Baby Boy Author:Queen Victoria
“That's the point. Every kind of animal thinks its own kind of animal is wonderful. So people getting married think they're wonderful, and that they're going to have a baby-- that's wonderful, when actually they're as ugly as rhinoceroses. Just because we think we're so wonderful doesn't mean we really are. We could be really terrible animals and just never admit it because it would hurt so much.” PeopleThinkingKindMeanHurtAnimalWonderfulBabyTerribleMarriedUglyGetting MarriedHurt So Much Book:Hocus Pocus Source: Hocus Pocus
“A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!” he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler” FacesBabySurpriseUglyLaughedBlanketButlersNew BabyRhett ButlerUgly Face Book:Gone with the wind Source: Gone with the wind