“My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.” CareLife IsHouseWifeDon't CareMy WifeAssI Don't CareMailGardeningCleaningWashingMailman Author:J. B. Smoove
“Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.” WayCareUsedRoomsObjectsStrangeAverageAssPrimariesEmergenciesFreakyEmergency RoomPrimary Care Author:Bill Maher
“Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out because he's not really a drinker. They think he might have picked up some type of infection while wiping his ass with the Bill of Rights.” ThinkingMightCareSufferingCasesRightsFiguresTypeBillsAssSevereAttorneyInfectionBill Of RightsDrinkers Author:Bill Maher