“Human beings go to church. The guy in the front dressed in black is the guy you defer to. He is in charge of the mysteries of universe, which ordinary human beings don't seem to have the inclination to understand.” HumansSeemsGuyHumanityUniverseBlackChurchHuman BeingsMysteryFrontsBuddhismOrdinaryInclination Author:Frederick Lenz
“I had to go on TV with the president of the Catholic League, which is not an official organization at all, just a lot of Catholics, or maybe it's just this guy. He demanded to de-fund art completely and argued that taxpayers should not pay for it. I said people who represent the Catholic Church shouldn't talk about taxes.” PeopleShouldArtSaidGuyPresidentChurchPayTvsGoes OnTaxesOrganizationCatholicLeagueOfficialsFundThis GuyTaxpayersCatholic Church Author:Fran Lebowitz
“I happen to be a devout atheist. I don't believe in God. I still go to church -- I'm not a heathen. I go to an atheist church. We have crippled guys who stand up and testify that they were crippled, and they still are.” BelieveStillsHappensGuyChurchDon't BelieveAtheistBelieve In GodCrippledHeathen Author:Paula Poundstone
“We, Catholics, share many of the moral guidelines of Mormons, the difference is you guys take it seriously. When the church says something we don't agree with we say, "Oh don't be so crazy." We just laugh it off.” GuyDifferencesChurchMoralLaughingShareCrazyCatholicAgreeGuidelines Author:Larry Wilmore
“The point I'm trying to make is that you go to church on Sunday. But the real Christ is out there in your life every day, whether it be the guy you help on the street, how you live your life, and your countenance that makes people want to be you.” PeopleWantTryingRealHelpingGuyChristChurchStreetsSundayBe YouLive Your LifeCountenanceChurch On Sunday Author:Jim Caviezel
“What it is coming down to is who runs the country. It's us against them. It's the good guys versus the bad guys. It's the God-fearing people against the pagans, and some of the pagans are going to church.” PeopleCountryRunningGuyChurchScaryVersusBad GuysPaganGood GuyGoing To Church Author:Randall Terry
“In China I told pastors about how, in the West, we have these church buildings and how we go to services each week that last an hour or so. I told them how if we don't like the music or the message then we can go to different buildings and services... They all broke out into laughter. They thought I was the funniest guy they had ever seen.” IfsDifferentLastsGuyHoursChurchWeekBuildingMessagesLaughterWestChinaBrokePastorChurch Buildings Author:Francis Chan
“It seems that the problem with government as an institution is uniformly bad, worldwide. It may be the ONLY thing that binds all nations together - the incompetence of all of their governments...The unions are the mafia, which is the CIA, which is the Catholic Church, which is the government, which is what's the difference? It's corrupt! It's the same guys pulling these strings, you know? One day he pulls the string and this lamp comes out, the next say he pulls the string and there's a missile coming out.” KnowsMayProblemSeemsGovernmentTogetherGuyNextNationsDifferencesChurchOne DayCatholicInstitutionsUnionsStringsComing OutPullingLampsMafiaCatholic ChurchCiaMissilesIncompetence Author:Frank Zappa