“Aren't they all heroes-our cats who train us, keep us and put up with us? For these accomplishments alone, they deserve medals.” HeroDeserveCatTrainAccomplishmentMedal Author:Arnold Hano
“Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!” IfsShouldSchoolCoursesSexSportsMissingDeserveHarderOlympicsMedalAdultery Author:Lewis Black
“Sri Chinmoy brings Heaven to me. He inspires everyone to be happy. He deserves the biggest gold medal.” HeavenInspireDeserveGoldMedalGold Medals Author:Emil Zatopek
“The United States deserves nothing but love and adoration and gold medals left and right and peace prizes left and right, things we never get.” StatesLeftUnitedUnited StatesDeserveGoldRight ThingPrizeMedalAdorationGold MedalsLeft And Right Author:Rush Limbaugh
“I just go where I'm sent and I do what I'm told. I listen to the highest voices within me. I don't feel the least bit courageous. I don't feel like I deserve any medals. I don't feel that I'm any more special than anybody else who's out there.” SpecialDeserveCourageousMedal Author:Wayne Dyer
“Army Specialist Bradley Manning deserves a medal, not prison.” DeserveArmyPrisonMedalSpecialistsBradley Manning Author:Michael Moore