“On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem is, most monkey stories end tragically.” PeopleEndsStoriesProblemPetMonkeysCollecting Author:David Sedaris
“I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.” WantEndsHomeDogCatLaysPetThe End Of The DayMy Dog Author:Ellen DeGeneres