“I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall on my face and say, "Oh, right. Don't think you're a big shot, because you've got a bloody nose now." So it's hard to say.” ThinkingFeelsImportantHardBigsFacesFallHumilityShotsNosesBloodyJackassesBig Shots Author:Nick Offerman
“Notwithstanding my experiments with electricity the thunderbolt continues to fall under our noses and beards; and as for the tyrant, there are a million of us still engaged at snatching away his sceptre.” StillsFallMillionsExperimentsNosesEngagedTyrantsElectricityBeardThunderbolts Author:Benjamin Franklin