“One of the problems with NPR is that there is so much political correctness that if you've got a name that looks like it was made up by Rudyard Kipling, you've got a better chance of getting hired. I'm a white guy named Tony Snow for heaven's sake. That's as white as it goes.” IfsLooksMadeProblemPoliticalGuyNamesHeavenChanceWhiteSakeSnowPolitical CorrectnessCorrectnessWhite GuysNprKipling Author:Tony Snow
“And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!” IfsMenChildrenStillsMatterPlayHandsTogetherGuyGirlWinningHeavenSidesLosesWeekFieldsTenDown AndEvery ManNosesLooking GoodMen WomenMeatballsHands TogetherMohawks Author:Bill Murray
“When I get to heaven I'm gonna find the guy in charge of the weather and kick his rear.” GuyHeavenWeatherKicks Author:Stephen Hawking