“I have to laugh when the English claim they are such a wonderful nation. Everyone knows that Englishmen are really Germans, that the English kings were German, and that in Russia the emperors were either of German origin or received their education in Germany.” KnowsNationsLaughingWonderfulKingsClaimsRussiaGermanyEnglishmenEmperorGoering Author:Hermann Goring
“Three men, together riding, Can win new worlds at their will; Resolute, neer dividing, Lead, and be victors still. Three can laugh and doom a king, Three can make the planets sing.” MenWorldStillsTogetherSuccessThreeWinningLaughingPlanetsKingsNew WorldRidingDoomDividingResolute Author:Mary Carolyn Davies
“As a human being, as you go through the course of your day, you might wake up with the shittiest day, and by noon something f - king historically funny happens around the water cooler, and you're about to fart yourself you're laughing so hard. And then you might have to think about something seriously for a minute.” ThinkingHumansHardMightHappensCoursesWaterHuman BeingsLaughingMinutesKingsWake UpNoonFartLaughing So Hard Author:Killer Mike