“I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else. Vampires inspire screams, not squees. Involuntary urination is common, I grant, but it properly flows from a sense of terror, not an ecstatic sense of hero worship.” LittlesWishCommonInspireHeroWorshipFlowDignityTerrorVampireBehaveGrantsScreamEcstaticInvoluntaryHero Worship Book:Hammered (with bonus short story): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Three Source: Hammered (with bonus short story): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Three