“My parents, last time we went to Ikea, got into a huge fight, almost got divorced. My dad accidentally put his fist through the wood. I don't know what it was made of. Just going there it's like a maze. My mom makes me go. I get lost. It's very stressful.” KnowsMadeLastsFightingLostParentHugeMomDadMy DadMy MomWoodsLast TimeFistsDivorcedStressfulMazesIkea Author:Jedediah Bila
“The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.” MadeCharacterLastsCommonNumbersHundredListsCommon SenseAttributesLast TimeNew YorkersHitchhikers Guide To The GalaxyHitchhikers Guide Book:Mostly Harmless Source: Mostly Harmless