“On behalf of the newspaper industry I wish to announce some changes we're making to serve you better. When I say 'serve you better,'' I mean 'increase our profits.' We newspapers are very big on profits these days. We're a business, just like any other business, except that we employ English majors.” MeanBigsWishIndustryMajorsIncreaseProfitNewspapersThese DaysBehalfEnglish Major Author:Dave Barry
“I had some tough times. Now that I look back on it, I'm very grateful for those times. I know now that I needed them. But at the time you think, 'Man, I wish I could just get to the major leagues!'” ThinkingKnowsMenLooksWishNeededMajorsToughGratefulLeagueTough TimesMajor League Author:Matt Holliday
“I wish for recycling to become a major industrial agriculture.” WishMajorsAgricultureRecycling Author:Tishuan Scott
“Now I'm a symbol of what to be and how hard to work. I have heads of major labels say, "I wish you could teach our artists how to do it." At one point I was the punching bag of what not to be, and now I'm the model of what to be.” HardArtistWishTeachMajorsModelsSymbolsLabelsBagsWish YouPunchingPunching Bag Author:Kenny Chesney
“When I was a small boy in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing. I told him I wanted to be a real Major League baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.” SaidRealStatesWantedWishPresidentUnitedBoysUnited StatesPlayerMinesMajorsMy FriendsBaseballGenuineLeagueFishingBaseball PlayerKansasMajor LeagueWagnerBaseball LifeMajor League BaseballBaseball And Life Author:Dwight D. Eisenhower