“Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.” TryingLooksMeanWalksWatchesPleaseOkaySafetyDrunkOne LoveHurricanesDrunkenness Author:Amy Poehler
“I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle that a man is still fairly sober as long as he knows he's drunk.” KnowsMenMeanLongStillsWould BePrinciplesDevilDrunkSober Book:God in the Dock Source: God in the Dock