“You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.” WantMeanChildrenDoeCountryAmericaRepublicanAdultsOkayWingsDenialBeing The BestLoved OnesRight WingChildren LoveLove Means Author:Al Franken
“Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.” TryingLooksMeanWalksWatchesPleaseOkaySafetyDrunkOne LoveHurricanesDrunkenness Author:Amy Poehler
“I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.” MeanLittlesDoeOkayObsessing Book:I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids Source: I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids
“You know, what's popular? Okay, vampires are very popular. Let me make my vampire movie. I'm not saying you can't make a vampire movie. But if you're going to do one do something crazy. I mean don't just get a bunch of, like I said, models and make them into vampires so you'll get an audience. You know maybe get some ugly vampires for a change.” IfsKnowsMeanSaidAudienceCrazyModelsOkayLet MeUglyBunchVampireVery PopularVampire Movie Author:Billy Bob Thornton