“Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.” RunningAmericaPresidentPartyTeaTexasSenatorsTea PartyCruz Author:Conan O'Brien
“This Ted Cruz guy, I mean, he incurred the wrath, really, of his own party. They don't like him. Democrats hate him. Independents hate him. Republicans hate him. Even Miley Cyrus, he's the one guy she refuses to lick.” MeanGuyHatePartyRepublicanDemocratRefuseWrathCruzHate HimMiley Author:Bill Maher