“President Obama said that over 40 countries have offered to help the U.S. fight ISIS. Of course they said it the same way your friends do when they promise to help you move. 'Yeah just call me, you know, if I'm around. It'll be fun.'” IfsKnowsWaySaidCountryHelpingMovingFightingCoursesFunPresidentPromiseYeahCall MePresident ObamaThey SaidIsis Author:Jimmy Fallon
“He murmers into my hair, "Forget what I said earlier, let's stick with this, I might not survive anything more." I laugh. Then he jumps up, finds my wrists, and pins them over my head. "Yeah, right. Totally joking, I want to do everything with you, whenever you're ready, I'm the one, promise?" He's above me, batting and grinning like a total hooplehead. "I promise," I say. "Good. Glad that's decided." He raises an eyebrow. "I'm going to deflower you, John Lennon.” WantSaidMightForgetLaughingReadyHairPromiseDecidedRaisesYeahSticksGladEyebrowsPinsI PromiseWristsLennonGrinningBatting Author:Jandy Nelson
“It's just that, I know how you're unhappy a lot. And, maybe it doesn't help anything, but I wanted you to know that I'm always here. I won't ever let you down―I promise that you can always count on me. Wow, that does sound corny. But you know that, right? That I would never, ever hurt you?" "Yeah Jake. I know that. And I already do count on you, probably more than you know.” KnowsDoeHelpingWantedSoundHurtKnow HowPromiseYeahUnhappyWowCornyI PromiseJakeCount On Me Author:Stephenie Meyer
“We've had to deal with so many complications. We're still dealing with them. And what can we do? Nothing - well, unless we take your side's point of view and make deals with the devil. But why? Why can't we make deals with God? People do all the time. 'God, if you do this for me, I promise to be good.' Stuff like that. Yeah, but I don't see any contracts like you guys have. No hard evidence that it works. How come we can only get things we want by being bad? Why can't we get them by being good?” PeopleIfsWantWellsStillsHardGuyStuffSidesViewsDealsLike YouPromiseDevilEvidenceYeahPoint Of ViewBe GoodContractsI PromiseYour SideComplicationBeing BadDeals With The Devil Book:Succubus Heat Source: Succubus Heat
“"Kent?" I say, and my voice seems to have to rise from inside the fog, taking forever to get from my brain to my mouth. "Yeah?" "Promise you'll stay here with me?" I say. "I promise," he whispers.” SeemsVoiceBrainForeverPromiseMouthsYeahFogI PromiseKent Author:Lauren Oliver
“She went back to Shane and settles in on his lap again, arm around his neck. His circled her waist. "I thought you had to go," he said. "And don't think i didn't see you kissing on my best friend." "He deserved it." "Yeah. Maybe i ought to kiss him, too." Michael, on his way out, didn't bother to turn around for that one. "Oh sure, you always promise.” ThinkingWaySaidTurnsArmsOughtPromiseKissingYeahBotherSettlingNecksMy Best FriendLapShane Book:Black Dawn Source: Black Dawn