“There is something about a home aquarium which sets my teeth on edge the moment I see it. Why anyone would want to live with a small container of stagnant water populated by a half-dead guppy is beyond me.” WantMomentsHomeWaterHalfEdgesTeethStagnantContainersAquariumsStagnant Water Author:S. J. Perelman
“When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.” FirstsLittlesPersonsEyeBeautifulGuyWaterSkinsTeethDramaticVisibleLazyVeinsCrookedCrooked TeethLazy Eyes Author:Amy Sedaris
“Carbon is the currency of how you measure climate change, but water will be the teeth.” WaterClimateClimate ChangeTeethCurrencyCarbon Author:Jim Yong Kim