“There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. - you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong, tend to be people who didn't take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.” PeopleWayFirstsLanguageFirst TimeMarkDemocratCirclesChecksVotersBallots Author:Al Franken
“I offer something very different from the lifelong career politicians who have worked their way up to run for higher office or those who can parachute in with checks for $5 million or $10 million, and that seems to be the definition of credible or legitimate. I'm rejecting that premise.” WayDifferentSeemsRunningCareersMillionsHigherPoliticianOffersOfficeDefinitionsChecksLifelongPremisesCredibleRejectingParachutesCareer Politicians Author:Elizabeth Emken
“Prayer is not a check request asking for things from God. It is a deposit slip - a way of depositing God's character into our bankrupt souls.” WaySoulCharacterPrayerAskingChecksSlipsRequestDeposits Author:Dutch Sheets