“I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I've ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I've ever thrown in my whole life.” PeopleMadeWholePartySuccessfulLonelySurpriseWhole LifeBunchThrownMonkeysPoniesSurprise Party Author:Jenny Lawson
“Nobody will finish above us in the league. It wouldn't surprise me if we were to go unbeaten for the whole of the season. The challenge now is to dominate English football for a long time.” IfsWholeSeasonsSurpriseLeagueSurprise MeUnbeaten Author:Arsene Wenger