“I'm a very introverted guy, so I don't need to be around people for as long as someone who's very extroverted to get that sort of social fix per se.” PeopleNeedsLongGuySocialIntroverted Author:Adam Young
“When I was a small boy, old people used to squat down to my eye level and ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up, to which my answer was invariably, "a pirate." Their stunned silence was always very reassuring.” PeopleEyeWantedUsedAsksAnswersLevelsSilenceBoysGrewGrew UpAsk MeOld PeoplePirateStunnedReassuringSquat Author:Adam Young
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