“This is why I don’t like crowds. I mean, I wouldn’t say ‘people’ but … Actually yes, people. I don’t like people. There, I said it. People are idiots. Awkward bundles of conflicting desires with a single destination: death. It’s no wonder we never got anything done in the days of Kate Winslet. I mean, we thought we did, we thought we’ve made progress, but we could have had the internet in the fifteenth century if we’d only pulled our fingers out and stopped drowning witches for a second.” People Author:ADRIAN J WALKER