“The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy.” DemandEatingStandardsConstantOccasionsChineseHolidayUrgesPregnancyUnpredictableNeedyWhimChinese Food Author:Alexander Theroux
“It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.” Would BeNamesEatingPetIrritatedTrue YouDummyVentriloquism Author:Alexander Theroux
