“Alfred Nobel - pitiable half-creature, should have been stifled by humane doctor when he made his entry yelling into life. Greatest merits: Keeps his nails clean and is never a burden to anyone. Greatest fault: Lacks family, cheerful spirits, and strong stomach. Greatest and only petition: Not to be buried alive. Greatest sin: Does not worship Mammon. Important events in his life: None.” LifeShouldDoeHas BeensMadeImportantScienceSpiritStrongSinHalfAliveEventsBirthCreaturesWorshipShould HaveDoctorsCleanFaultsBurdenMeritStomachBuriedNailsCheerfulHumaneShould Have BeenNobelEntryYellingPetitionsImportant Events Author:Alfred Nobel
“I am not aware that I have deserved any notoriey, and I have no taste for its buzz.” ScienceTasteModestyBiographiesBuzz Author:Alfred Nobel
